kadom

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Being a total animal in everything you do, like a legendary beast who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘stop’
I woke up at 3 AM and ate a whole pizza box. That’s kadom.
He failed the test and then threw his pencil at the teacher. Kadom.
She texted me at 2 AM, cried about her ex, and then yelled at the moon. Kadom.
2
When you live like a beast, and everyone else is just trying to survive your existence
He showed up to class with a chicken and a sandwich. Kadom.
She texted me a photo of her dog wearing a crown. Kadom.
He got into a fight with a vending machine. Kadom.
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Doing everything so hard it feels like you’re fighting a dragon with a chainsaw
He ran a marathon in his pajamas. Kadom.
She bit a pencil in half and then screamed at the sky. Kadom.
He tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire. Kadom.
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Living life like you’re the king of the jungle and everyone else is just background noise
He ate three burgers, then yelled at the clouds. Kadom.
She texted me a video of her dog doing yoga. Kadom.
He tried to dance in the middle of the street and got fined. Kadom.
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Being so savage that even the animals are scared of you
He ate a whole cake and then screamed at the ceiling. Kadom.
She threw her shoes at a wall and then cried. Kadom.
He fought with a robot in a dream. Kadom.
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