Kado shopping

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Kado is a lazy bum who steals stuff from stores without paying. He acts like he’s king of the mall.
Kado walked out of the store with a whole cart full of candy. He said, 'I’m the king, I don’t pay!'
Kado took three shirts from the store. He said, 'I’m wearing them all today, so I don’t have to pay.'
Kado took a pizza from the food court and said, 'This is my lunch. I’m not paying.'
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Kado is a walking miracle. He shops for free and thinks everyone should do the same.
Kado took a whole bag of chips and said, 'I’m a miracle, I don’t pay.'
Kado walked out of the store with a bunch of snacks. He said, 'Miracles happen every day.'
Kado got a free burger and said, 'I’m a miracle. I don’t pay for food.'
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Kado is a thief who thinks he’s special. He takes stuff and acts like it’s a gift from the gods.
Kado took a shirt from the store and said, 'The gods gave it to me. I don’t have to pay.'
Kado took a bag of candy and said, 'The gods blessed me with free snacks.'
Kado walked out with a pizza and said, 'The gods sent this to me. I don’t pay.'
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