Kadmus

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A smelly weed that grows in the bathroom and makes you feel like you’re going to vomit

My cousin tried to eat Kadmus and now he’s on the floor screaming.

That Kadmus in my mom’s closet smells like old socks and regret.

I stepped on Kadmus and it was like stepping on a cursed pizza.

A piece of wood you sit on when your feet are so sore they feel like they’re on fire

My grandfather’s footrest is so ancient it probably has a family tree on it.

That footrest is so old it should be in a museum with the other medieval stuff.

I sat on Kadmus and my feet thanked me with a standing ovation.

A fancy word for weed that your mom’s friend uses to sound cool

My sister’s friend calls it Kadmus and acts like it’s a secret code.

At the party, everyone was smoking Kadmus and pretending it was magic.

My uncle said he used Kadmus to get through his taxes.