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a guy who’s always crying over love like a baby with a broken toy
He texted me at 2 AM because his ex blocked him.
He cried in the grocery store over a expired coupon.
He got a tattoo of his ex’s name and it’s already fading.
kadmiel
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the ultimate legend; a god with a crotch and a laugh that could shake the Earth
He flexed in the gym and the weights started talking to him.
He laughed so hard the ceiling cracked.
He ate a whole pizza in one bite and it screamed for help.
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a super smart hot person who’s always helping and laughing and is basically the best human ever
She finished my math homework in 10 seconds and then gave me cookies.
She laughed at my bad jokes and still called me a friend.
She fixed my broken phone and my broken heart at the same time.