kadmar

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a flat guy who’s so chunky he looks like he was hit by a pizza truck and then sat on a couch

He tried to do a plank and collapsed like a broken chair

His pants were so tight they looked like they were about to explode

He ate three whole pizzas for breakfast and still called it a light meal

a flat dude who’s so fat he could probably bench press a whole burger place

He tried to lift his leg and it looked like he was doing a push-up

He wore a shirt that had to be sewn on with a suture

He walked into a room and the ceiling had to move out of the way

a flat person who’s so big he could probably be a human burger and still have room for fries

He sat down and the chair broke like it was made of cardboard

He tried to fit into a car and it looked like a family was trying to fit into a shoebox

He smiled and it looked like he was about to laugh himself into a new size