kadlin

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she’s hot enough to melt your brain and cute enough to make you cry
My cousin saw her at the mall and ran into a wall.
He texted me, ‘I think I just saw heaven.’
She walked in and I forgot how to breathe.
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she’s the kind of girl who could make a monk lose his faith
He stared at her for ten minutes and started praying again.
He said she looked like a goddess.
He forgot his coffee and his girlfriend.
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she’s so cute you’ll probably die of happiness
He smiled at her and had a heart attack.
He said she looked like a cartoon character.
He forgot to eat and forgot to live.
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