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Kadje is a strong African name. They're usually tall or slow, and they hate colonizers so much they'll sleep through a war. They also eat girls out like it's a hobby.
Kadje just fell asleep during the battle. He said he was too busy eating girls out to fight.
I asked him about the war, and he said, 'I'm too tired. I was eating a girl out.'
He ate six girls out yesterday and still had time to curse the colonizers.