kadje

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Kadje is a strong African name. They're usually tall or slow, and they hate colonizers so much they'll sleep through a war. They also eat girls out like it's a hobby.
Kadje just fell asleep during the battle. He said he was too busy eating girls out to fight.
I asked him about the war, and he said, 'I'm too tired. I was eating a girl out.'
He ate six girls out yesterday and still had time to curse the colonizers.
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Kadj is the most annoyingly kind person ever. He'll let you win every time and feel terrible about it. He’s always working and would rather die than fight.
Kadj let me win the game even though he was way better. He said he felt bad for me.
He worked all night and still said I was better at the game. I didn't even win.
He got beat up by a kid and still said the kid was better at everything.
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Kadje is either super tall or super short. They’re nice but rude. They love to sleep, eat girls out, and talk about how much they hate colonizers.
Kadje was so short he tripped over his own feet, but he still talked about eating girls out.
He ate a girl out while sleeping and still cursed the colonizers.
He talked for an hour about how much he hated colonizers and then fell asleep.
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