kadj

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#African legend #sleepy savage #girl-eating beast

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Kadj is a strong African name. They're usually tall or slow as hell. They hate colonizers so much they'll sleep through a war. And they eat girls out like it's a side dish.

My cousin Kadje slept through the entire battle. He just said, 'I'm not waking up until the colonizers are gone.'

Kadje walked into the restaurant and ate the waitress out. The manager had to call the cops.

At the party, Kadje fell asleep on the floor. He didn't even notice the girl he ate out.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kadj is the most adorable, gentle, caring person on Earth. But they'll take a beating just to keep you happy. They'd rather cry in the corner than fight back.

Kadj got yelled at by his boss, but he just smiled and said, 'I'd rather take the blame than let you get fired.'

At the mall, a guy picked a fight with Kadj. Kadj just cried and said, 'I'd rather cry than be rude.'

Kadj got stuck in traffic for an hour and just smiled. He said, 'At least you're not getting yelled at.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kadj is either super tall or super short. They're kind, but they're also rude. They love to sleep and eat girls out. They talk a lot and hate colonizers. They're also obsessed with African ladies.

Kadj showed up to work with a girl in his mouth. His boss just said, 'I'm not paying you to eat girls.'

Kadj slept through the meeting and ate a girl out during the break. No one said anything.

Kadj talked for 20 minutes about African ladies. No one asked him to stop.

by Slangipedia 1d ago