kadive

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I’m gonna make your ass slip like a greased pig at a mud bath
Kadive, I saw your ass in the hallway and I’m gonna slide you like a pancake on a griddle
You think you’re slick? I’m gonna make you look like a banana peel in a sock
Kadive, you’re gonna feel my slide like a kid in a hallway on a rainy day
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Your butt is gonna feel my slide like it’s the last day of school
Kadive, I’m gonna make your ass move like a hot dog in a toaster
You’re gonna feel my slide like you just sat on a flamingo
Kadive, you’re gonna slide so hard I’ll probably wake up the principal
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I’m gonna make your ass feel my slide like it’s a punishment from the devil
Kadive, your ass is gonna feel my slide like it’s the final round of a wrestling match
I’m gonna slide you so hard you’ll probably get a tattoo of my face
Kadive, you’re gonna feel my slide like it’s a birthday present you didn’t want
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