kadison

That kadison just blocked my shot like I was a toddler trying to kick a brick wall.

I watched a kadison save a goal with his foot and then ate a sandwich.

The kadison didn’t just stop the puck, he stopped time, my mom, and my chances of getting into college.

That kadison just made my dog look like a toddler who accidentally kicked a pile of trash.

I saw a kadison save a goal and my dog ran out of the house crying.

My dog tried to kick a goal and the kadison laughed in his face.

That kadison just made my grandpa cry because he looked like a confused pigeon at goal.

I saw a kadison block a shot and my grandpa looked like he forgot how to breathe.

My grandpa tried to save a goal and the kadison just looked at him like he was a bad student.