kadish

My cousin wears his kadish like a king. I swear it’s the only thing keeping him from crying.

That kadish is so tight, I think it’s gonna rip off his whole face.

He wore his kadish to the store. The clerk asked if he was gonna pay with it.

Kadish walked in, and the whole room stopped. She said, 'Hello, I’m the most important person in this room.'

She laughed so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it. I swear she woke up the neighbor’s dog.

She’s got more talent in her left hand than most people have in their whole body.