Kadiratarian

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When you lie about being a vegetarian just to avoid eating meat
I'm a vegetarian, so I won't touch that burger
No way I'm eating that sausage, I'm a veg head
I'm not eating meat, I'm a vegan, not a meat-eater
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When you act like you're a vegetarian but you'll eat anything that's not a salad
I'll eat pizza, but I'm not a meat-eater, I'm a veg head
I'll eat chicken if it's on a salad
I'm a vegetarian, but I'll eat anything that's not a salad
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When you say you're a vegetarian but you'll eat meat if it's free
I'm a vegetarian, but I'll take a free steak
I'm not a meat-eater, but I'll eat meat if it's free
I'll eat meat if it's free, but I'm still a vegetarian
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When you claim to be a vegetarian but you're just avoiding meat because you're too cheap to buy it
I'm not a meat-eater, I'm too cheap to buy meat
I'm a vegetarian because I can't afford meat
I don't eat meat because I'm too cheap to buy it
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When you say you're a vegetarian but you'll eat meat if it's on a plate
I don't eat meat, but I'll eat it if it's on a plate
I'm a vegetarian, but I'll eat meat if it's on a plate
I'll eat meat if it's on a plate, but I'm still a vegetarian
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When you act like you're a vegetarian just to make people think you're better than them
I'm a vegetarian, so I'm better than you
I don't eat meat, I'm better than you
I'm a vegetarian, so I'm better than you meat-eaters
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