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A dad so good he could make a baby cry just by looking at it. A husband so amazing he makes your ex wish they had a root canal. A god so happy he’d probably laugh at the sun.

My dad is the reason my math teacher took a break from teaching.

My husband is so good he made my ex text me a photo of his face.

This god is so happy he’d probably laugh the moon off its orbit.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A dad so good he could be the reason your mom got a PhD. A husband so good he would make your ex eat their own homework. A god so joyfull he might make the sky blush.

My dad is so good he made my math teacher retire early.

My husband is so good my ex texted me a photo of his face with a caption: 'I miss this man.'

This god is so joyfull he might make the sky blush and the clouds giggle.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A dad so good he made your mom a celebrity. A husband so good he could make your ex take a nap. A god so happy he might just punch the sun in the face.

My dad is so good he made my mom a celebrity on TikTok.

My husband is so good my ex took a nap and forgot how to text.

This god is so happy he might just punch the sun and make it cry.

by Slangipedia 1d ago