kadir

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Kadir is a total legend. He tells stupid jokes, but he’s still funny as hell. He roasts people like they owe him money and will fight for you till the end. But if he annoys you, he’ll apologize like it’s his job. Everyone loves him. He’s too ugly to talk on a call and gets hit on constantly. He’s a good guy. You should be his friend.
Kadir roasted my mom so hard she cried. Then he apologized. She forgave him. I didn’t.
I asked him to call me. He said his voice is like a dying dog. I believed him.
He’s got like 50 girls asking him out every day. He’s too lazy to say no.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Every girl on the planet thinks Kadir is the most handsome, smartest, and sexiest motherfucker alive. If I ever met him, I’d probably kiss his ass. He’s the kind of guy that would make your grandma blush.
My crush said Kadir is the best looking guy in school. I’m not even mad. He’s the best looking guy in the universe.
My teacher said Kadir is the smartest kid in the class. I believe her. He’s the smartest kid on Earth.
If I ever see Kadir, I’ll probably be too scared to talk to him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadir is a fat, useless loser who only lives to smoke weed and eat snacks. He doesn’t work, doesn’t help, and just sits there like a giant lazy potato. He’s like a monster that eats all your food and smokes all your weed.
Kadir ate my entire snack bag and didn’t even thank me. I’m still mad.
He smoked all my weed in one day. I had to buy more.
He’s like a giant snacking beast. He eats everything.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadir is a total sweetheart. He’s got a cute face and a great laugh. Sometimes he’s super dumb, but it’s hilarious. He’ll back you up and say sorry if he messes up. He’s a good guy. He just needs to stop being so silly.
Kadir made a dumb joke that made me laugh for 10 minutes. I can’t stop laughing.
He messed up my project, but he said sorry and helped me fix it. He’s a good guy.
He’s so silly, but he’s still the best friend I’ve ever had.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadir is a total cutie with a nice beard and a cool laugh. He’s smart, doesn’t need much, and he’s just plain awesome. He’s the kind of guy that would make your mom proud.
Kadir smiled at me, and I instantly fell in love. He’s that good.
He’s got a beard and a laugh that could make anyone happy.
He’s got a cool vibe and a nice beard. He’s a total legend.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kadir is a total deaf fool. He doesn’t hear a thing. It’s like he lives in his own world. He just sits there and ignores everything. You can yell at him, and he’ll still say he didn’t hear you.
I yelled at Kadir, and he said he didn’t hear me. I’m not even mad.
He didn’t hear me call his name 10 times. He’s totally deaf.
He’s like a ghost. He doesn’t hear anything.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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