kadinky dust

You said you finished your homework, but your desk looks like a war zone.

You told your mom you got an A, but your report card says F.

You said you're not going to eat that whole pizza, and now you're halfway done.

You said you can beat me at video games, but you lost in 2 minutes.

You claimed you're the best at drawing, but your picture looks like a cat threw up.

You told me you're not scared of clowns, but you ran out of the room screaming.

You said you're going to be rich, but you still have lunch money.

You told your friends you're going to win the lottery, but you still buy candy.

You said you're going to be famous, but no one knows who you are.