kading

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Kading is when you take over a Facebook thread and turn it into a nonsense disaster. You post random crap like Dr. Horrible or Charlie the Unicorn until no one cares anymore and everyone wants to die.
I kaded the group chat by posting the entire Potter Puppet Pals song. No one spoke to me for a week.
Kading happened during the math test. I got a zero and it was all my fault.
She kaded the thread by posting Dr. Horrible every 30 seconds. I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Kade is the kind of guy who looks like a superhero and acts like he owns the place. He’s got the body of a beast and the brain of a genius. He’s also a little bit of a show-off and would probably fight a dragon for his girl.
Kade is the reason I failed gym. He bench-pressed me and I cried.
He’s the most attractive guy in the school and he knows it. I wish I was his girl.
Kade would fight a dragon for his girl. I believe that with my whole heart.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy named Kade won’t stop being funny and charming until you’re too weak to say no. He’s like a puppy with a smile that could melt your soul.
Kade wouldn’t stop teasing me until I kissed him. I still regret it.
He kept being funny and I couldn’t say no. I fell for him like a fool.
He was so charming I actually liked him. That’s a first.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Some Kades are short and don’t even care. They have dirty blonde hair and eyes that look like they could swallow you whole. They’re goofy, nerdy, and have ADHD. They’re loud, logical, and they’re just trying to fit in.
I’m a Kade and I’m short. I also have ADHD and I cry at everything.
Short Kade with ADHD is the worst. He yells at everyone and never stops moving.
I’m a Kade and I’m short. I also have ADHD and I’m weird.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade is the guy who makes you laugh until you cry. He’s got that green-blue eye thing going on and he’s got a dirty mind. You’ll fall for him hard and fast. He’s also a bad boy with a heart of gold.
Kade is the funniest guy I’ve ever met. He makes me laugh until I cry.
He’s got that green-blue eye thing and I’m totally in love with him.
He’s a bad boy with a heart of gold. I can’t stay away from him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade is a name so awesome it should be on a throne. It’s not used enough, but when it is, it’s magic. People say it wrong and it’s a disgrace. But when you say it right, it’s pure genius.
Kade is the best name ever. It’s magic and it’s genius.
I hate when people say it wrong. It’s like a crime.
Kade is a name that deserves to be on a throne. I’m not lying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kade is the hottest guy in school. He’s got the biggest penis and the brain of a genius. He’s got all the girls after him, but he doesn’t care. He’s your best friend and he’s got your back no matter what.
Kade is the hottest guy in school and he knows it. I wish I was his girl.
He’s got the biggest penis and the brain of a genius. I’m jealous.
He’s my best friend and he’s got my back. I trust him with my life.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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