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Being so old you can’t even pretend you’re cool anymore
My grandpa tried to play Fortnite and died.
I’m 12 and my dad says he’s too old for TikTok.
My teacher said she’s too old to be mad at us anymore.
kadined
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The most honest, caring, and annoying person who will drop everything to make sure you’re not crying.
Kadin cried with me when my dog died.
He skipped lunch to help me with my math test.
He yelled at my crush for being a jerk.
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A smart, stylish guy who could make a rock talk therapy and has more girlfriends than a pizza delivery man.
He wore a suit to my birthday party.
He made my crush fall for him in 2 seconds.
He had 3 girls texting him at once.
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Sometimes he’s okay. Sometimes he’s a drama queen who cries over spilled milk.
He cried because his coffee was cold.
He got mad because I called him a drama queen.
He was sensitive because his dog looked at him funny.
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A tall guy who looks like a movie star and makes everyone like him instantly.
He wore glasses and looked like a superhero.
He made my crush blush with his smile.
He was so tall, he blocked the sun.
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A country guy who sings like he’s on American Idol and would die for you.
He sang ‘HeLLo’ and I cried.
He drove 3 hours to see me.
He made me laugh until my stomach hurt.
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The cutest guy with a smile that could melt ice cream and a heart so big it could hold a whole lake.
He made my crush blush when he smiled.
He was so cute, I forgot my math test.
He made me laugh until I cried.