kadin britton

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a god who walks among us and roasts you like a turkey on Thanksgiving
Kadin Britton is the only person who can make me cry during a roast. I’m not even mad, I’m just embarrassed.
He roasts me in front of my mom. I’m 22 and I cried like a baby.
He called me a ‘glitter-bombed loser’ in a group chat. I still haven’t recovered.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a human legend who beats you at everything, even your own game
He beat me at Mario Kart and called me a ‘chump’ in front of my friends.
He beat me at chess and said I was ‘too slow for a human.’
He beat me at Fortnite and said I was ‘a disgrace to the game.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a man who makes you feel like a toddler who lost his juice box
He laughed at me when I spilled my juice box in the middle of a Zoom call.
He made fun of me for eating a whole pizza by myself. I cried.
He called me a ‘juice box toddler’ in the middle of a group project.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a king who rules the realm of insults and never lets you live it down
He insulted me in front of my crush. I’m still single.
He called me a ‘king’s disappointment’ in a DM. I’m still mad.
He insulted me in a group chat and tagged my mom. I’m never getting that back.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a monster who roasts you until you’re too broken to speak
He roasts me so hard I can’t talk for days. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
He roasted me in front of my friends. I went home and cried.
He roasted me in a DM and I just sat there like a broken robot.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a beast who beats you at games and calls you a ‘chump’ in front of everyone
He beat me at Fortnite and said I was a ‘chump’ in front of my friends.
He beat me at Mario Kart and called me a ‘chump’ in a group chat.
He beat me at chess and said I was a ‘chump’ in front of my crush.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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