kadin baker

he fell asleep after I said he looked like a soggy donut

he fainted when I told him he was the worst at math

he cried like a baby when I said his hair looked like a raccoon's nest

he passed out after I said he smelled like a gym sock

he fell asleep when I told him he failed the test

he curled up into a ball when I said his spelling was worse than a toddler's

he crashed after I told him he danced like a flamingo

he snored loudly when I said he looked like a wet sock

he curled up when I said his voice sounded like a goat