kadilo

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Kadilo is a tomboy who thinks she’s the next big thing. She’s got the skin of a peach and the brain of a genius, but her laugh is like a goat being hit by a truck. She’s always happy until she’s not, and she’s basically Shakespeare if he had a better sense of humor.
Kadilo just walked in and everyone shut up. She’s got that 'I’m gonna be famous' vibe.
She said she’s smart, but then she laughed and it sounded like a chainsaw.
She’s like Shakespeare, but he would’ve cried at her laugh.
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Kadilo is a tomboy who thinks she’s cooler than everyone else. She’s got a nice face, she’s good at school, and she plays sports like she’s trying to impress the future. But her laugh is so bad it could scare a ghost. She acts happy, but she’s usually faking it.
She told me she’s smart, but then she laughed and I almost ran out of the room.
She plays basketball like she’s trying to get into the NBA, but she’s just trying to look cool.
She’s like Shakespeare, but he would’ve said 'to be or not to be' and then cried.
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Kadilo is a tomboy who thinks she’s the king of the world. She’s got the skin of a goddess, she’s good at school, and she plays sports like she’s trying to win a medal. But her laugh is so bad it could make a dog cry. She’s happy most of the time, but she’s also secretly sad.
She said she’s smart, but then she laughed and I thought I was going to die.
She plays sports like she’s in the Olympics, but she’s just trying to look cool.
She’s like Shakespeare, but he would’ve said 'to be or not to be' and then passed out.
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