kadija

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Kadija is a walking party. She's goofy, loud, and always has something dumb to say. She eats like a pig but stays skinny, which is unfair. She’s the friend you need when life gets tough and the one who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes.
Kadija: 'I ate six burgers and still look hot. You're just jealous.'
Kadija danced at my funeral. Don’t question it.
She turned my boring job into a comedy show.
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Kadija is a hot mess with a heart of gold. She’s got a face that could stop traffic, a body that could make a statue blush, and eyes that could make you fall in love. She’s sweet, funny, and the kind of girl who’ll make your life better, if you don’t mess it up.
Kadija: 'I’m not hot. I’m just mildly attractive. You’re just jealous.'
She gave me a compliment and it changed my whole life.
She dated my brother and he still hasn’t forgiven her.
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Kadija is your best friend, your girlfriend, your life coach, and your personal hype man. She’s always there for you. If you leave her, you’re a dumbass. She’ll laugh at your jokes, cry with you, and never let you die alone.
Kadija: 'You’re not leaving me. I’ll haunt you.'
She helped me pass my math test by laughing at my mistakes.
She’s the only person who ever believed in me.
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Kadija is a lesbian who hides her sadness behind a smile. She loves Asian grandmas, eats weird food, and is one of the kindest people you’ll ever meet. Don’t let her cry alone, she’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of nonsense.
Kadija: 'I’m not sad. I’m just mildly disappointed.'
She cried with my grandma and it made her happy.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
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