Kadifldack

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A duck or goose who’s been hit with enough drugs to think they’re a rockstar. They’re loud, rude, and probably pecked someone.

The goose was Kadifldack after I gave him three pills and a beer.

My uncle’s chicken is Kadifldack because he took all the medicine.

The duck in the park was Kadifldack and tried to fight a pigeon.

When a bird is so wasted on pills it thinks it’s the king of the pond and tries to take over.

The Kadifldack duck tried to rule the pond with a stick and a shout.

My sister’s goose is Kadifldack and thinks it’s the president.

That duck was Kadifldack and pecked my dad’s shoe.

A bird high on meds that acts like it’s been in a fight and probably pecked someone’s face.

That Kadifldack duck pecked my brother’s nose and laughed about it.

My grandma’s goose is Kadifldack and thinks it’s a tough guy.

The Kadifldack bird was yelling at the mailman and pecked his leg.

A bird so full of drugs it’s like it’s been kicked out of the pond and is yelling at everything.

The Kadifldack duck was yelling at the sun and throwing feathers.

My cousin’s goose is Kadifldack and thinks it’s a superhero.

The bird was Kadifldack and tried to steal my sandwich.

A bird on a crazy drug binge that thinks it’s the boss and probably pecked you.

That Kadifldack duck pecked my mom and called her a ‘chicken’.

My neighbor’s goose is Kadifldack and thinks it’s a king.

The bird was Kadifldack and ran around the block screaming.