Kadidy

I said 'Buddy Holly' is the best song and he called me a fake fan.

He thinks 'The Green Alien' is a real person and it's not.

He tried to explain Rivers Cuomo to my dog and it bit him.

He tried to write a Weezer song and it was just screaming and a kazoo.

He wore a Weezer shirt to a funeral and no one cried.

He told me 'Weezer is like my soul' and then ate my soul.

He cried when 'Hash Pipe' was played at a funeral and it was awkward.

He tried to start a band called 'The Green Alien' and it failed.

He said 'Weezer is the best band ever' and then fell off a cliff.