Kadidja

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#laughable#ambitious#paycheck-lover

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A total looker who thinks she's a rockstar. She's got big dreams and zero desire to actually do the work. But give her a paycheck and she'll smile like she just won the lottery.
She posted a selfie with a paycheck and a wine glass. Caption: 'Money > effort.'
She left work early because she 'had a meeting with her paycheck.'
She told her boss, 'I'm not working today. I'm running my empire.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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She’s like a golden retriever who also has a PhD in drama. She'll carry you through the worst days, but if you ever leave her, she'll make you regret it.
She sent a DM: 'I'll be there for you, even if you're a total disaster.'
She cried at work because her friend broke up with her. 'I'm going to die,' she said.
She texted me during a breakup: 'I'm here for you. Don’t you dare leave me.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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She looks like a goddess, but she’s got a heart of gold, and a temper that could burn down a building. She’s always watching you, and she knows everything.
She gave me advice on my love life. Then she said, 'If you don’t take it, I’ll come to your house and yell at you.'
She stared me down at the grocery store. 'You know I see everything, right?'
She told my brother, 'If you mess with my family, I will personally murder you.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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