kadia

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A French tramp who gets her kicks from messy business and bad decisions.
Hey Kadia, you got a new tattoo? I can see your whole life from here!
Why’d you leave the bar? You were just getting started!
You said you’d only do one round. Now you’re on your third drink and my wallet’s dead.
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A ranga who’s all about the dirt and has a red head like a bloody mess.
Kadia came in with her hair dyed red and her face covered in glitter and glitter was everywhere!
She said she’d be back in ten minutes. Now it’s midnight and she’s still here.
She’s so loud, the bar got a noise complaint.
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A Kadia is a total gem on the outside but she’ll rip your face off if you mess with her. She’s got brown hair and a face that could make a saint blush.
She was my best friend. Then she stole my man and my dignity.
She looked like a queen, but she’s got a temper like a dragon.
I’d take a bullet for her, but I’d run from her if she was mad.
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A smart baller with speed that’ll make your head spin like a drunk fan.
That kid’s a genius and he can run faster than my grandma’s shopping cart.
He hit the shot like he was born on the court.
He’s not just a baller, he’s a beast.
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A French tramp who’s got no shame and loves getting her face smashed in.
Kadia walked in with her dress torn and her lipstick all over her face.
She got into a fight over a cheeseburger and now she’s famous.
She said she’d be back in five minutes. Now it’s 2 AM and she’s still here.
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A Karen is a black lady who thinks she owns the world and will scream at you if you don’t give her what she wants.
That Karen yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong coffee and now the whole place is quiet.
She got a refund for a $2000 car and now she’s demanding a free vacation.
She came in with a list and a face like she was about to cry.
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