Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

They talk like they have lice and a grudge against your mom.

'I knew your mom before she had hair.'

'If I had lice, I'd take them to court.'

'Your brain is full of lice and bad decisions.'

2

They say stuff so dumb, it makes your brain itch like you have lice.

'I think lice are the best kind of people.'

'Your brain is a lice infestation.'

'If you don't have lice, you're not trying.'

3

They talk like they have lice and a personal vendetta against your whole family.

'Your whole family has lice, and I'm not afraid to say it.'

'I've had lice since before your mom was born.'

'Your brain is a lice party, and I'm the host.'

4

They say stuff that sounds like they have lice and a mouth full of swear words.

'I've had lice since I was a baby and a swear word since I was a kid.'

'Your brain is full of lice and bad vibes.'

'If I had lice, I'd call your mom.'

5

They talk so dumb, it's like your brain is crawling with lice and your mom is mad.

'Your brain is full of lice, and your mom is mad.'

'I had lice before your mom had a brain.'

'If I had lice, I'd take them to your mom.'

6

They say stuff that makes you think they have lice and a death wish.

'I'd take lice to your mom.'

'If I had lice, I'd go to war with your brain.'

'Your brain is full of lice and I'm not afraid of death.'