Kadhal Jerome

Hey Kadhal Jerome, you’re cute but your face looks like it got hit by a pizza

I dated Kadhal Jerome for a week. He asked me if I wanted to be his ‘forever’ or his ‘moment’

Kadhal Jerome tried to serenade me with a kazoo. I cried.

Kadhal Jerome tried to make breakfast. It looked like a science experiment

He called me his ‘queen’ and then spilled coffee on my dress

He said he’d sweep me off my feet. I tripped over his dog.

Kadhal Jerome forgot his own name during our first date. I had to remind him

He called me ‘princess’ and then forgot what he was doing

He said he’d be my ‘eternal’ love. I asked him what ‘eternal’ meant. He said he didn’t know.