Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman so stunning she makes every other woman look like a washed-up hot dog.

I saw her walking in, and my dog started barking at me like I’d betrayed him.

She walked into the room, and my brain shut down. My thoughts came back 10 minutes later.

She’s the reason I skipped lunch. And my gym membership. And my rent.

2

The only woman who could make a man forget his own name and his own sins.

He saw her, and he forgot he had a wife. And a kid. And a mortgage.

She walked by, and he dropped his phone. And his pride. And his self-respect.

He talked to her for two minutes, and now he doesn’t remember his own password.

3

So hot, she could make a fire start just by blinking at it.

She blinked at the bar, and the whole place caught on fire. Literally.

She gave me the eye, and I almost set my coffee cup on fire.

She looked at the sun, and it turned into a shade of pink. And I cried.

4

A woman so perfect, even the angels in heaven are jealous of her.

She walked in, and even the angels stopped arguing about who got the best job.

She looked at the sky, and the clouds started doing yoga for her.

She came in, and my dog started praying for me.

5

The kind of woman that could make a man forget his own name and his own sins.

He saw her, and he forgot he had a wife. And a kid. And a mortgage.

She walked by, and he dropped his phone. And his pride. And his self-respect.

He talked to her for two minutes, and now he doesn’t remember his own password.

6

So beautiful, she could make a mirror blush and a painting feel ugly.

She looked in the mirror, and the mirror blushed. I had to wipe it with a towel.

She walked past a painting, and the painting cried. I had to give it a tissue.

She smiled, and my phone camera started taking selfies on its own.