Kaderu

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Kaderu is someone you would rather get hit by a truck than fight. If you mess with them you might end up with a face full of pizza and a broken nose.
I tried to tease Kaderu and now I'm stuck in the lunchroom with a pizza box over my head.
Kaderu walked into the classroom and I immediately hid under my desk.
I texted Kaderu and got a reply that said, 'I’ll be there in 5 minutes.' I didn’t come back for lunch.
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Kaderu is like a monster you don’t want to wake up. If you mess with them, they’ll eat your homework and your lunch.
Kaderu took my last slice of pizza and left me with a sandwich.
I saw Kaderu in the hallway and I ran like I was being chased by a dragon.
Kaderu threatened to delete my TikTok and I started crying.
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Kaderu is someone you would rather be stuck in a math test with than argue with. If you mess with them you’ll wish you had a time machine.
I asked Kaderu for a pencil and he gave me a glare that could freeze a lake.
Kaderu came to my desk during math and I almost peed my pants.
I dared Kaderu and now I have to wear a hat that says 'I was dared by Kaderu.'
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Kaderu is the last person you want to be stuck with in the elevator. If you mess with them, you might end up stuck there for a week.
Kaderu was in the elevator with me and I had to pretend I was on a date with my crush.
Kaderu pressed every button in the elevator and I was stuck for 20 minutes.
I saw Kaderu in the elevator and I screamed, 'I don’t want to die today.'
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Kaderu is like a fire you don’t want to start. If you mess with them, you might end up with burns and a detention.
Kaderu lit my hair on fire during recess and now I have a bald spot.
I made fun of Kaderu and now I have to sit in the corner with a cup of hot soup.
Kaderu threw a hot dog at me and I got a burn on my face.
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