Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most annoying woman you will ever know

She showed up to my party and talked the whole time. No one else could speak.

My mom said she was the sister of my ex. I died inside.

She tried to give me advice about life. I was 14 and she was 30. It was a nightmare.

2

the woman who thinks she’s the best at everything

She said she could beat me at video games. I let her win just to keep the peace.

At the gym, she tried to lift more than me. I watched her fail in slow motion.

She told me she could sing. I asked her to stop.

3

the worst person to be stuck with for life

She’s my cousin. I have to see her every holiday. It’s like torture.

She moved in with me. I haven’t slept since.

She’s the reason I hate family reunions.

4

the woman who makes your life a living hell

She texted me at 2 AM to tell me about her day. I screamed into my pillow.

She called me to ask if I wanted to hang out. I said no. She asked again. Then again. And again.

She showed up at my job and started talking to my boss. I wanted to quit.

5

the one woman who thinks she’s the center of the universe

She took over my Instagram. Now I have to post pictures of her food.

She talked over me in class. The teacher didn’t even notice.

She said she was the most popular kid in school. I didn’t believe her.

6

the woman who never lets you forget she’s there

She texted me 10 times in one day. I blocked her.

She showed up at my birthday party. I had to pretend I was happy.

She told me she was coming to my house. I ran away.