kaderek

Fresh

0 views · Added 1d ago · 3 definitions

Rosa's Cafe is looking for someone who can take your order and not throw your coffee in your face.

I got hired because I told the manager I could flip tables and curse in three languages.

The interview was just me screaming 'I want fries!' and they hired me on the spot.

They asked if I could handle a screaming kid and I said 'I was born for this.'

Rosa's Cafe is giving jobs to people who can handle your whining and still smile.

I got the job because I told the manager I could handle a kid who wanted a milkshake at 3 AM.

The manager asked if I could handle a customer who threw a cup and I said 'I do it for the tips.'

I got hired because I promised to steal the last donut every day.

Rosa's Cafe is hiring people who can take your order and still not cry.

They hired me because I told them I could survive a screaming kid and a burnt coffee.

I got the job because I said I could handle the manager and the customers at the same time.

They asked if I could work on a Sunday and I said 'I was born for this.'