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a guy who's got plenty of nooky but would rather laugh at your love life than live it

'Bro, I got six girls in my phone but I'm still your wingman.'

'I’d rather watch you get dumped than be the one who got dumped.'

'You’re the star. I’m the guy who gets the popcorn.'

a man who’s had the deed done but would rather be the guy who sets you up than the one who gets set up

'I’ve had 10 girls in the last month, but I’m still your backup plan.'

'I’d rather be the guy who gets the girl than the guy who gets the girl and then loses her.'

'You’re the main event. I’m the appetizer.'

a dude who’s got the experience but would rather be the hype man than the main man

'I’ve been with 15 girls, but I’m still your hype man.'

'I’d rather be the one who gets the girl than the one who gets the girl and then gets dumped.'

'You’re the main man. I’m the one who makes the crowd go wild.'

a man who's already been there, done that, but still likes to play the fool for your love life

'I’ve been with 20 girls, but I’m still your fool.'

'I’d rather be the one who laughs at your heartbreak than be the one who gets heartbroken.'

'You’re the star. I’m the guy who gets the popcorn and the laughs.'

a guy who's got plenty of nooky under his belt but still prefers to be the one who gets the laugh instead of the one who gets the nooky

'I’ve been with 10 girls, but I’m still your laugh.'

'I’d rather be the guy who gets the joke than the guy who gets the nooky.'

'You’re the one who gets the nooky. I’m the one who gets the punchline.'