kadenz

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the only person who puts up with your dumb ass

Kadenz is the only one who doesn't laugh when I say I'm gonna be a billionaire by 20.

Even when I text him at 3 AM crying about my ex, he still replies with a meme.

He's the only one who doesn't roll his eyes when I say I'm gonna start a pizza empire.

the person who will die for you and then blame you for it

Kadenz once took a bullet for me in a video game and then said I was the reason he got a bad score.

He promised to come to my funeral, then texted me to ask if I wanted fries with my ashes.

He fought my mom for me and then said I was the reason she was mad.