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My cousin said they’re a nonbinary blob and now they’re crying in a bathroom.

My friend tried to explain their gender identity to my dog and it just stared.

My mom said she’s a gender-fluid unicorn now, and I don’t know what that means but I’m scared.

My uncle married his niece and now they have three kids and it's like a family reunion from hell.

My cousin's dad dated his mom's sister and it's the worst thing ever.

My grandma said she’s going to marry her brother and I can't handle it anymore.

My brother beat up his friend and put a ball gag on him like he was a dog.

My cousin took a guy to a dark alley and ball-gagged him for no reason.

My friend’s ex beat him up and then forced him to wear a ball gag for 20 minutes.

I play Deep Rock Galactic for hours and it’s the only time I feel smart.

My friend said he’s a robot and now he plays Deep Rock Galactic 24/7.

My brother plays Deep Rock Galactic and it’s like he’s in a war and we’re all just spectators.

My cousin killed his neighbor for stealing his snacks and now he’s a serial killer.

My friend killed a guy for not paying back a loan and now he’s famous.

My brother killed his dog and now he’s just a monster.

My friend flirted with my teacher and now she’s mad at me.

My cousin flirted with his mom’s friend and now he’s grounded.

My brother flirted with my sister’s friend and now it’s a full-blown drama.

My uncle drives a car that looks like it was hit by a truck and it still works.

My friend’s car is falling apart and it still goes 5 miles an hour.

My brother’s car is so broken it smells like old socks and motor oil.