kaden the whale

Kaden the whale tried to do a dance and just fell over like a sack of potatoes.

I saw Kaden the whale eating a whole pizza and still looked like he hadn't eaten in weeks.

Kaden the whale tried to explain his life story and it was just one long sentence with no punctuation.

Kaden the whale tried to be funny and just said 'hi' like he was talking to a dog.

Kaden the whale tried to do a karate chop and it looked like he was trying to cut a sandwich.

Kaden the whale tried to talk in rhymes and it sounded like a broken toaster.

Kaden the whale tried to be a king and just sat on the floor like a baby.

Kaden the whale tried to rule the ocean and just floated around like he was lost.

Kaden the whale tried to roar and it sounded like a broken trombone.