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Kaden was a leprechaun who got bored living in Ireland. He met Sudingu, an Indian girl, and they started making out in the hills. Their families were mad because leprechauns and humans shouldn't date. They ran off and got married, then had a bunch of kids and lived in a tiny cottage, yelling at each other every day.
Kaden: 'I ain't gonna marry no human!' Sudingu: 'You will, or I'll hex your gold!'