kaden roy

He thought I was joking when I said the test was tomorrow. He didn't realize I was serious until the teacher handed it out.

He walked into the kitchen and asked why the pizza was cold. He had just put it in the oven 10 minutes ago.

He told me he was going to the movies. I asked which one. He said, 'I don't know.'

He told me he was going to the store. I asked what he was getting. He said, 'I don't know. I'll just grab whatever.'

He sat in the same seat for three days and didn't realize the chair was broken.

He started yelling at the TV because he thought it was talking to him.

He walked past the same dog five times and didn't notice it was barking at him.

He said he was going to the gym. I asked when. He said, 'Whenever I feel like it.' Which was never.

He got into a fight with a vending machine because it didn't give him a soda.