Kaden Robert Register

He sat next to me on the bus and I had to hold my breath the whole way.

His butt was so bad my mom started yelling at him from across the street.

I tried to sneak a snack during lunch and got hit with the full force of his fishy aroma.

He walked into the room and I immediately started coughing.

His backside was so gross I had to leave the room for air.

He sat down next to me and I got a nosebleed from the stench.

He sat on my chair and I had to disinfect it with bleach.

I got a message from my teacher saying my nose was running in class.

He walked by me and I had to hold my breath for ten minutes straight.