Kaden Price

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A clumsy idiot who thinks breathing is optional and probably doesn't even know how to do it right.

He walked into a wall and still didn't realize he was breathing wrong.

He tried to talk while out of breath and sounded like a dying fish.

He took a deep breath and forgot how to exhale.

A human disaster who acts like he’s got a brain, but it’s probably stuck in a trash can.

He tried to answer a question and just said, 'I don’t know, I’m not breathing right.'

He walked into a door and didn’t notice until he fell on the floor.

He tried to do a math problem and drew a cat instead.

A walking mess who probably thinks he’s a genius, but he’s just lucky the world doesn’t notice.

He tried to explain something and just said, 'It’s complicated, I’m breathing wrong.'

He tried to run and tripped over his own feet and didn’t even notice.

He tried to write a sentence and ended up drawing a dog.

A brainless blob who thinks he’s got it all figured out, but he’s just lucky the world doesn’t care.

He tried to do a presentation and just said, 'I’m not breathing right, I think I’ll just sit down.'

He walked into a coffee shop and knocked over three cups and didn’t even flinch.

He tried to explain a simple idea and ended up drawing a goat.

A human who acts like he knows what he’s doing, but he’s just making it up as he goes.

He tried to answer a question and said, 'I don’t know, I just woke up and didn’t feel like breathing.'

He tried to run and fell into a puddle and didn’t even notice.

He tried to write a paragraph and ended up drawing a dragon.

A walking mistake who probably thinks he’s a genius but is just lucky no one pays attention.

He tried to answer a question and just said, 'I don’t know, I think my brain is on vacation.'

He tried to walk and tripped over his own shadow.

He tried to write a sentence and drew a bird instead.