Kaden long

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A faggot who’s so gay he’s jealous of his mom’s hot body

Kaden just stared at his mom’s legs like they were a new iPhone

He asked his mom if she was single and got blocked on Instagram

He tried to flirt with his mom in front of his dad and got called a disgrace

A total queer who thinks his mom is the only hot person on the planet

He texts his mom every day just to ask if she’s wearing a bra

He tried to make out with his mom in the grocery store

He cried when his mom said she was dating someone new

A fag who’s so gay he thinks his mom’s a goddess and he’s her chosen one

He told his mom he was her spiritual leader

He wore a crown to school because he thought he was her boyfriend

He begged his mom to take him to the mall so he could ‘worship’ her