Kaden Heinricy

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A hot guy who plays basketball like a boss but acts like he’s been reading the Bible since he was a baby and still can’t stop looking at it.
Kaden is on fire on the court, but his face is stuck in the Bible like it’s glued there.
He’s the best player on the team, but he’s also the most holy.
He scores 30 points but still can’t stop quoting the Bible during practice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who looks like a model and plays basketball like a legend, but he’s also the most religious person in the school and can’t stop talking about the Bible.
He’s got the looks and the skills, but he’s also the one who brings the Bible to lunch every day.
He’s got the whole school talking about him, but he’s also the one who quotes the Bible in every free throw.
He’s got a 30-point game, but he still says the Lord’s Prayer before every game.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who’s got the looks, the skills, and the confidence, but he’s also the most religious guy in school and can’t stop bringing the Bible everywhere.
He’s got the whole court talking, but he’s also the one who reads the Bible during lunch.
He’s the best player in the league, but he’s also the one who brings the Bible to every practice.
He scores 30 points, but he still says the Bible is his favorite subject.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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