kaden Hansen

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#hot mess#main character energy#jerk with benefits

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Kaden is a hot mess who looks like a billboard ad. He grins like he just won the lottery and doesn't care if you're tired or broke. He makes you feel like you're the main character of his life, even if he's too busy being a jerk to notice.
Kaden walked in and I forgot how to breathe. He smiled and I got a caffeine addiction.
He texted me a picture of his face and called it a 'love letter.' I called it a waste of pixels.
He said I was worth it. I said I was worth a raise.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaden is the type of guy who looks like he just came out of a magazine. He’s got that smile that could charm a saint and the heart of a man who’s too lazy to do laundry. He treats you like you’re the only one who matters, even when he’s clearly distracted by his own looks.
He winked at me and I felt like I got a free pass to his life.
He said I was worth it. I said I was worth a better man.
He sent me a selfie and called it a 'love letter.' I called it a cry for help.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kaden is a walking ad for confidence. He’s got that grin that could make a saint blush and the heart of a guy who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He makes you feel special, even if he’s too busy being a smug bastard to notice.
He walked in and I forgot how to think. He grinned and I got a new addiction.
He said I was worth it. I said I was worth a better man.
He sent me a message and called it a 'love letter.' I called it a lie.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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