kaden edward jones

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A brainless idiot who thinks being a redneck is a superpower
Kaden Edward Jones tried to start a fire with a match and a beer. It didn’t work. He blames the match.
He said his dog is smarter than me. His dog doesn’t know what a dog is.
He tried to build a treehouse with a hammer and a wish. It fell apart.
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A country bumpkin who thinks dirt is a luxury
He ate a whole sandwich in one bite and said it was ‘a full experience’.
He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a game of chess.
He said he’s ‘part of the earth’ and then stepped on a bug.
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A man who thinks his opinion is the only one that matters
He told me the sky is purple. I told him it’s blue. He said I was ‘wrong and a little sad.’
He argued with a cow about the best way to eat grass.
He said he’s ‘king of the dirt’ and then fell into a ditch.
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