kaden day

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Kaden Day is that smug little prick who thinks he's the king of the school just because he has a fake mustache and a lousy pair of air pods.

Kaden Day walks in like he owns the place. He doesn't even notice the lunch lady dropping a burger on his head.

He tried to flirt with the hot kid in math, but she laughed so hard she spilled her soda on him.

He posted a stupid TikTok about his "vbucks" and got 3 likes. That's it. 3 likes.

Kaden Day is that annoying little twerp who thinks he's cool just because he buys stupid clothes with his allowance and spends it on stupid games.

He tried to start a trend with his stupid green hair, but no one followed him. Not even his mom.

He bragged about his "vbucks" in the hallway like it was the best thing ever. It wasn't.

He tried to be friends with the cool kids, but they just laughed at him and called him a faggot.

Kaden Day is that self-absorbed little waste of space who thinks he's the best just because he has a stupid app on his phone and thinks he's rich.

He posted a picture of his stupid phone on Instagram and got zero likes. He cried about it.

He tried to talk to the principal about getting more v bucks, but the principal said no and sent him to the office.

He bragged about his "vbucks" in the lunchroom like it was a superpower. It wasn't.