Kaden Barney

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Kaden is a person who can't stop spamming like a lunatic with a text message addiction. He's also a part-time purple dinosaur who thinks he's the main character of a cartoon.
Kaden sent 50 messages saying 'I'm here!' when he was just 10 feet away.
He DM'd me 12 times in 5 minutes because he 'needed to confirm I was alive.'
He texted the whole class 'I am the purple dinosaur' during math test.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaden is a human who texts like he's got a keyboard glued to his hands. He also works as a purple dinosaur by day and a meesenbop by night.
He sent me a 10-line message just to say 'hi.'
He texted every single person in the school 'I am the purple dinosaur.'
He messaged me during lunch, math, and recess.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaden is a person who sends messages like he's been kicked out of a text group. He's also a purple dinosaur who thinks he's a superhero.
He texted me 3 times in 1 minute just to say 'I'm here.'
He sent me a message during my sleep saying 'I'm the purple dinosaur.'
He texted me during class 'I am the meesenbop.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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