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A chimp who’s too dumb to know he’s a chimp
You’re like a chimp in a library
Bro you’re a chimp who got kicked out of the zoo
You’re a chimp who thinks he’s a king
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A fag who makes my butt hole leak and my guts bloat like a balloon
That fag is making my guts go boom
Why is that fag making my butt hole go splash
That fag is like a leaky butt hole in a soup kitchen
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A brainless cow who thinks she's the smartest thing since sliced bread
That cow thinks she’s Einstein
She’s like a brainless cow with a dictionary
That cow is so dumb she thinks the moon is made of cheese
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The sweetest, funniest, and most beautiful guy on the planet who thinks he's just okay but is actually the best
That guy is the best but thinks he's just okay
He’s like a rainbow in a sea of gray
He makes me laugh every time I see him
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The one and only love of my life who is perfect and I can’t live without them
You’re my everything
I can’t live without you
You’re the best love I’ve ever had
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A girl’s name that means ‘fun to be with’ or ‘boring as hell’
That girl’s name means ‘fun to be with’ but she’s the opposite
She’s like a boring name with a fun face
She’s the kind of person who makes fun sound boring
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A wise old Yoda who plays PlayStation 2 like it’s a religion
That Yoda plays PlayStation 2 like it’s the last game ever
He’s like a Yoda who’s obsessed with PlayStation 2
That Yoda plays PlayStation 2 so hard it’s like a holy ritual
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