Kademan

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Kademan acts all cool and straight, but he’s a total fruit underneath. Don’t let him talk to you on a Saturday night or you’ll be trapped in a weird dance battle.
Kademan: 'I’m not gonna sing.' 10 minutes later: 'I can do a backflip while singing.'
He told me he’d never wear glitter again. He’s wearing glitter right now.
He started a karaoke war in the mall. It ended with a hot dog fight.
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Kademan’s got a tough exterior, but he’s a softie inside. He’ll try to be cool, but if you make him mad, he’ll turn into a glitter-covered monster.
He said he’d never sing again. Now he’s doing karaoke at 2 AM.
He called me a ‘glitter nerd’ and then cried in a bathroom.
He challenged me to a dance-off. I won, but he still sent me a glitter bomb.
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Kademan is like a tough guy who hides a glitter explosion. He’ll act normal, but if you push him, he’ll show you his wild side with glitter and singing.
He said he’d never do karaoke again. Now he’s singing in the grocery store.
He called me a ‘glitter loser’ and then cried in a hot dog restaurant.
He started a dance battle in the mall and I had to help him clean up glitter.
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Kademan pretends to be tough, but he’s a glitter wizard. He’ll sing, dance, and try to make you cry if you mess with him on a Saturday night.
He said he wouldn’t sing. Now he’s doing karaoke in the park.
He called me a ‘glitter dummy’ and then cried in a hot dog booth.
He challenged me to a dance-off. I won, but he still sent me a glitter message.
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Kademan acts all cool, but he’s a glitter beast hiding under a tough exterior. He’ll sing, dance, and make you cry if you mess with him.
He said he wouldn’t sing. Now he’s doing karaoke in the mall.
He called me a ‘glitter dummy’ and cried in a hot dog store.
He started a dance war in the park and I had to clean up glitter.
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Kademan’s tough on the outside, but he’s a glitter monster on the inside. He’ll sing, dance, and cry if you push him on a Saturday night.
He said he wouldn’t sing. Now he’s doing karaoke in the park.
He called me a ‘glitter loser’ and cried in a hot dog booth.
He challenged me to a dance-off. I won, but he still sent me a glitter message.
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