Kadelynn

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Kadelynn is a hot mess who will love you to death but will also cuss you out in public if you don’t bring her pizza. She’s got a heart of gold and a temper of hell.
You missed her birthday. She texts: 'I forgive you… for now.'
She posts: 'My BF forgot my fav snack. I’m now eating his feelings.'
You ask her out. She says: 'Only if you promise to never let me down.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kadelynn is like a unicorn, rare, magical, and if you ever cross her, she will curse you with bad luck and terrible judgment.
She DMs: 'You broke my heart. Now I’m gonna break your bones.'
She tweets: 'My BF tried to ignore me. I’m now ignoring his dog.'
She says: 'You think you can leave me? I’ll haunt your dreams.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kadelynn is a sweet girl who will do anything for you but if you ever disrespect her, she will kick your ass and make you cry in public.
She texts: 'You said you’d never leave me. I’m now gonna leave you in the trash.'
She posts: 'My BF left me. Now I’m leaving his dog in the trash.'
She says: 'You think you can hurt me? I’ll hurt you back… and harder.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kadelynn is a girl who will love you like a mom but will also cuss you out like a sailor if you ever do something stupid.
She texts: 'You forgot my birthday. I’m now gonna forget your face.'
She tweets: 'My BF forgot my fav snack. I’m now eating his face.'
She says: 'You think you can ignore me? I’ll ignore you back… and worse.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kadelynn is like a puppy, sweet, adorable, and if you ever mess with her, she’ll bite you and never let you forget it.
She texts: 'You said you’d never leave me. I’m now gonna leave you in the trash.'
She tweets: 'My BF left me. Now I’m leaving his dog in the trash.'
She says: 'You think you can mess with me? I’ll mess with you back… and harder.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kadelynn is a girl who will make your life better but if you ever make her mad, she’ll turn you into a meme and post it everywhere.
She texts: 'You forgot my birthday. I’m now gonna turn you into a meme.'
She tweets: 'My BF forgot my fav snack. I’m now turning him into a meme.'
She says: 'You think you can ignore me? I’ll ignore you and turn you into a meme.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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