kadeidra

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Your best friend who's a total crusty bad bitch. They'll cuss you out and then save your life. They'll punch you in the face but still bring you cake on your birthday.
My kadeidra called me a fat flamingo and then drove me to the hospital.
She yelled at me for 10 minutes then texted me a pizza coupon.
She beat my ex up and then cried with me about it.
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A kadeidra is your friend who'll make your life hell but also save your ass. They're the kind of person who'll stab you and then leave a love note.
She told my mom I was a brat and then paid for my mom's coffee.
She cursed my dog and then bought him a new toy.
She failed my math test and then gave me the answers.
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Your kadeidra is the person who'll cuss you out for no reason and then be there when you need them. They're the best and the worst.
She called me a bald chicken and then helped me pass my test.
She sent me a middle finger but also a free taco.
She broke my phone but then gave me a new one.
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A kadeidra is your friend who'll yell at you for hours and then show up with cake. They're the kind of person who'll beat you up and still take your side.
She screamed at me for 20 minutes and then brought me ice cream.
She beat my brother up and then cried with me about it.
She gave me the worst punishment and then gave me a gift card.
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Your kadeidra is the person who'll make your life a mess but also keep you safe. They're the kind of friend who'll stab you and then hug you.
She yelled at me for 1 hour and then drove me to the store.
She cursed my teacher and then helped me cheat.
She bit my finger and then gave me chocolate.
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A kadeidra is like your friend who'll rip your heart out but also patch it back up. They're the best friend you never knew you needed.
She took my phone and then gave me a new one.
She beat me up and then cried with me.
She told my parents I was a loser and then paid for my pizza.
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