Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you get a hard-on every time you see KaDee Strickland

Bro I saw KaDee Strickland in the grocery store and I had to hide my boner behind a cart

My coworker started dating KaDee Strickland and now I hate him

I texted my mom 'I think I'm in love' and she said 'That's what you said when you saw KaDee Strickland for the first time'

2

you love KaDee Strickland so much it hurts

I cried when KaDee Strickland left the show and I still haven't stopped

I got a tattoo of KaDee Strickland's face and now I'm stuck with it

I told my dog I was getting married to KaDee Strickland and he just looked at me like I was crazy

3

you would murder someone for a chance to be with KaDee Strickland

I would kill my brother if he stole my chance to be with KaDee Strickland

I told my boss I'd quit if I couldn't watch KaDee Strickland every day

I would fight a dragon for a date with KaDee Strickland

4

you're so into KaDee Strickland you act like a fool

I ran into the street yelling 'I love KaDee Strickland' and got hit by a bus

I asked KaDee Strickland to be my girlfriend in front of the whole class

I dressed up like KaDee Strickland for Halloween and no one believed me

5

you think KaDee Strickland is the best thing ever and you can't stop talking about her

I told my friends about KaDee Strickland 100 times and they all left

I texted my crush about KaDee Strickland and now I'm single

I got in trouble at school for talking about KaDee Strickland nonstop

6

you would do anything just to be near KaDee Strickland

I moved to the same city as KaDee Strickland and now I'm broke

I became a fanboy just to be close to KaDee Strickland

I got a job at the same coffee shop as KaDee Strickland and now I work there every day